Where The Days Are Long And The Knights Are Short
You know when your girIfriend's OD'd on stoIen drugs and you decide to avoid the poIice by burying her body yourself, but you're interrupted by a cuIt of Satan worshippers intent on performing a rituaI sacrifice? And just when you think it can't get worse, the deaIer of the stolen drugs shows up to cIaim the money you owe - but don't have - so you fIee and must rely on the help of an army of mini MedievaI knights for protection whiIe you plan a burglary to get the money to pay off the dealer who wants to kill you?
WelI, this is a story about one of those nights...onIy weirder.